December 2010
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Just Another Day At Market Basket
Scene opens upon Cordelia, on hands and knees, breaking down the bottom shelf of aisle 14.
Greasy Old Man Customer (guffawing): Bet ya never thought you have a job where you'd have to be on all fours, did ya?
Cordelia (stunned and creeped out): Not at all, not at all...
"We accept the love we think we deserve."
msaintlaurent:
We accept the love we think we deserve. We accept the love we think we deserve. We accept the love we think we deserve. We accept the love we think we deserve. We accept the love we think we deserve. We accept the love we think we deserve.
I love my sister
Gwen: Cordelia, can I use this as honey mustard?
Cordelia: Gwen, it's honey mustard. Yes.
Gwen: Yeah, but it's honey mustard "dipping sauce."
Cordelia: Oh my god Gwen, please don't ask me questions like that.
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Getting a makeover from Gwen
This should be fun.
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Okay, so
Girl Talk’s newest album is really good. Check that shit out
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I'm obsessed with dresses lately. But I'm... →
Geeky Dreamboats →
Goddamnit, Charlotte Russe. Your dresses are... →
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No matter how many times I try it,
I just cannot make myself like Egg Nog. Even when it has delicious whiskey in it, I still hate it. It’s disgusting. Plus, the word itself is awkward. Nog? What the hell is that?
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Quien es la terrorista? →
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Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams....
– Lady Gaga
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Harlem (A Dream Deferred)
By: Langston Hughes
What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore-
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over-
Like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
Like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
-1951